Female, 37, utterly devoted to Peter Capaldi, The Thick of It, Stephen Fry, Have I Got News For You, Top Gear, Computer games, Computer Science and general geekery

(Master List of Fanfics) Smutty fanfiction writer.

I'm a geek by hobby and profession and once got out of a boring meeting by jamming pencils up my nose and saying 'wibble'. I love cups of tea.

My username isn't a slur and I'd be happy to furnish people with a full list of my disabilities if you need them. I just find them boring :p

 

Anonymous asked
Hi! More Capaldi/OC fics coming? Love them!

Oh there is one in progress. Involves him coming back to his flat after filming..

(I tend to write erotica more than outright filth where those kind of fics are concerned, simply because Peter is just too nice a guy!)

(sidenote - there are nearly 500 of you buggers watching this blog! O_O)

Still writing! I blame certain people for why I take a bit longer over my fics these days. Plot and the like never used to bother me before (as well as things like grammar and descriptive writing etc.) but now I’m writing that around the smuttage.

On the upside, I got a fic for just about every pairing you could want on the list to do somewhere :)

As my Tumblr wife fuckyespetercapaldi can attest to - I can write *very* small. I once wrote her three little tiny dolls-house sized books - full of glorious Malcolm Tucker and Peter Capaldi smutfiction :)

(And yes, it *does* hurt your eyes to write that small!)

A few of my demotivational poster creations from the archives to cheer you this Friday morning :)

100percentrebeltimelord:

Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman, LA Times Photography

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While I’m busy writing more smut - have some v sexy pictures of Peter :)

Anonymous asked
No daddy fic is like where you would moan "oh daddy" being all dominant and being all kinky just to clarify daddy fic ain't to do with real dad's XD love your fics btw !!!

I don’t think I could write that into actual smut. Mostly because I think Malcolm would be like this:

Partner: “Oh daddy yes do it”

Malcolm: “Eh? I’m no’ you’re fucking father! Jesus”

Dominant and kinky though - I can write that :)

Fanfic: Sleeping on the sofa (NSFW)

the-crazy-geek:

Okay, I apologise for quality as this was written on the train and has NOT been spellchecked or beta-ed in any way shape or form.

Fic: Sleeping on the sofa

Pairing: Malcolm/Sam

She’d never cared what others thought - so what if people found it strange her carrying on with a man 20 years her senior? They didn’t see the sides of him she did - the caring friend, the patient lover, the look he’d got in his eyes when he came deep inside her that first time.

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This was the first ever TTOI smutfic I wrote (link to A03 version). This sparked off a trend that led to my current total of somewhere around the 50-60 mark.

Encouragement, your prompts and knowing people like this stuff (I still say it’s a huge compliment when people tell me it got them horny :p) keeps it all going.

So, lets see if I can get that fic total to 100 sometime eh? ;)

gallifreyandeathdealer:

the-crazy-geek:

(If you read any of my smutfic for long enough you’ll get the impression that Jamie and Malcolm will fuck damn near anything)

Tell me that ain’t true?

The other alternate tagline for my blog was originally going to be ‘Malcolm Tucker Does Westminster’
Why I write those two fucking anything in sight I dunno. Fun though!

gallifreyandeathdealer:

the-crazy-geek:

(If you read any of my smutfic for long enough you’ll get the impression that Jamie and Malcolm will fuck damn near anything)

Tell me that ain’t true?

The other alternate tagline for my blog was originally going to be ‘Malcolm Tucker Does Westminster’

Why I write those two fucking anything in sight I dunno. Fun though!

(Source: omnishamblestexts)

Anonymous asked
Have you ever considered doing a Malcolm Tucker "daddy" fic ;)

Clarification needed here - does that mean Malcolm being a father?

(Because the bloody wingfic series will head in that direction)