Female, 36, utterly devoted to Peter Capaldi, The Thick of It, Stephen Fry, Have I Got News For You, Top Gear, Computer games, Computer Science and general geekery
(Master List of Fanfics) Smutty fanfiction writer.
I'm a geek by hobby and profession and once got out of a boring meeting by jamming pencils up my nose and saying 'wibble'. I love cups of tea.
My username isn't a slur and I'd be happy to furnish people with a full list of my disabilities if you need them. I just find them boring :p
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
"you don’t need medicine it’s all poison"
"nature is better than therapy just look at a waterfall"
"real medicine is fruits and vegetables"
Reblogging for the family member who reckons my daily - anti-seizure meds, anti-inflammatory meds, antidepressants and whatnot are all just being forced on me by companies and I don’t ‘really’ need them because all I need to do is join a gym, eat healthy fruits and vegs and all my problems would vanish.
How on earth eating fucking kiwi fruit and going jogging is supposed to help THAT mess of a spine I have no idea…