Female, 36, utterly devoted to Peter Capaldi, The Thick of It, Stephen Fry, Have I Got News For You, Top Gear, Computer games, Computer Science and general geekery

(Master List of Fanfics) Smutty fanfiction writer.

I'm a geek by hobby and profession and once got out of a boring meeting by jamming pencils up my nose and saying 'wibble'. I love cups of tea.

 

bygone-age said: Great! I do like Sam/Nicola/Malcolm. Have you ever, or would you ever, consider doing Sam/Jamie/Nicola/Malcolm or is it not something you’d consider?

In the realms of pure crackfic only - there is NO way I can come up with a sensible plot for that one! The mind reading sex plant story could encompass this, although I’d need to work out the logistics of a foursome..

Anonymous asked
Just want to say thank you for the kinky cross-dressing fic as that is one of my kinks and isn't found in the Capaldi fandoms much. Are you planning a sequel please?

Heya hun!

I am so glad that people liked it as it was somewhat of an experimental piece seeing as how that isn’t one of my kinks (neck-biting is one of mine so you’ll see that a lot in my writing) but I figured a bit of research couldn’t hurt!

I’ve written kink fics that are not my particular kinks before and sometimes it hit or miss if I get it right.

Sequel-wise. Well there are some notes flying back and forth regarding the continuing battle between Malcolm and Ollie but nothing concrete yet.

I’ve got a Sam/Nicola (morphing into Sam/Nicola/Malcolm) fic to write now :p

wingverse drabble

themasterplanner:

as you can see from the title, this is set in the same universe as the “on a fucking wing and a fucking prayer” series co-written by myself and the-crazy-geek

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Nicola had one request: she wanted to see Malcolm hunt.

He’d mocked her again for being a fucking wing-besotted fruitcake, but…

More of the Wingfic universe from the esteemed themasterplanner

Fic: Silk Stockings and Swearing (cross-dressing, NSFW)

Silk Stockings and Swearing

Written as a present for the incomparable co-author and editor – themasterplanner

Hope this petty offering from the smut queen will suffice :)

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Malcolm Tucker has a secret. Okay, he has lots of them, but this one is his and his alone. And it’s just about to get found out…

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Malcolm Tucker with a woman’s clothing fetish fic (3,600 words of it!) will be posted later tonight - UK Summer Time.

3,000 words of a ‘Malcolm wearing women’s underwear’ fic so far. Some of you are a really bad influence on me you know!

This is what to do with 2 bottles of hydrogen peroxide, a dose of good humour about the results and absolutely zero fucks what people think!
Thing was, I wanted my hair to go lighter than that because then I was going to dye the ends bright fucking BLUE. Arse.
Well if any of you know how to get near-black coarse frizzy thick as fuck hair bleached to effing white do let me know :)

This is what to do with 2 bottles of hydrogen peroxide, a dose of good humour about the results and absolutely zero fucks what people think!

Thing was, I wanted my hair to go lighter than that because then I was going to dye the ends bright fucking BLUE. Arse.

Well if any of you know how to get near-black coarse frizzy thick as fuck hair bleached to effing white do let me know :)

mme-hardy asked
Wingfic!Malcolm owes Sam a favor -- she picks being dominant in bed for a night. (possible three-way?)

Think there are aspects of that in the one I’m idlely drafting up at the moment (when I’m not writing Malcolm in Stockings fic)

zhivchik asked
Life without knowledge is death in disguise: 1) Жизнь без знаний что смерть в маске 2) Жизнь без знаний — замаскированная смерть 3) Жизнь без знаний что смерть в обличье *the last word here is an archaism so maybe better not*

Many thanks to yourself and for everybody who sent me ideas and help on this one! It is sincerely appreciated :)