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Alas, I cannot claim the genius for myself for this one - the fine lady for whom this fic was dedicated to asked me to write her one. Err…over a year ago.
(Told you I was shockingly bad at deadlines!)
(For a special lady as her Xmas present)
Mycroft had unnerved John at first; that mind behind such an unassuming face and wielding enough power to even (slightly) impress Sherlock. Visions of being tailed by secret service operatives if he said one wrong word to Mycroft had plagued him for a while, at least until Sherlock told him to stop worrying and Mycroft would only kill him if he caused harm to Sherlock or turned traitor to The Crown.
Now Mycroft no longer scared John quite so much. Mycroft’s ‘partner’ though did. Also from a high position in the UK government, although retired, his live-in lover had by far the foulest mouth of anybody John had ever encountered.
Malcolm Tucker terrified John Watson.
(this one created for the amazing work that duckodeath does in providing such great quantities of Capaldi GIF goodness)
“Malcolm, darling, I do actually have to get out of bed now” Julius tried to sit up and was swiftly pulled back down.
“Nope, not fucking happening an’ don’t call me fucking ‘darling’ unless ye want me to call ye ‘snookums’ in public” Malcolm practically sneered as he rolled over and sat astride Julius.
As with all of my fics - if anyone sees something they want to take and carry on with I do not mind in the slightest!
Still not saying what the rest of the pairings in the xmas series are, but I will say that the Jamie/Malcolm/Sam one was the only threesome.
When Malcolm had heard that Nicola was getting divorced he just replied with “about fuckin’ time she saw sense and kicked that lying fucker out” and told Sam to seal up the file with all the stuff they had collected on James Murray.
When Malcolm heard that Sam was dating another woman, he just raised an eyebrow and asked if it was anyone he knew. Her response was evasive enough to flag warning bells off and he started gathering information.
Most of Westminster heard when Malcolm found out who it was.
Note: Apologies for delay, my back has caused me to be up at A&E today and I’m a bit blitzed on morphine right now for the pain. May have to rewrite this one when I’m ‘sober’)
One thing Malcolm had never expected in a million years to be doing was spending Christmas day trying to keep an active toddler from killing herself on any available surface. Another thing he hadn’t expected would be Jamie and Sam laughing their arses off at him running round the place.
Or that he’d be a father.