Female, 37, utterly devoted to Peter Capaldi, The Thick of It, Stephen Fry, Have I Got News For You, Top Gear, Computer games, Computer Science and general geekery
(Master List of Fanfics) Smutty fanfiction writer.
I'm a geek by hobby and profession and once got out of a boring meeting by jamming pencils up my nose and saying 'wibble'. I love cups of tea.
My username isn't a slur and I'd be happy to furnish people with a full list of my disabilities if you need them. I just find them boring :p
Ahh yes, that’s one of my favourites!
From the Xmas 2013 minific series challenge: Malcolm/You
I’d give you my entire TTOI fanfic bookmark list if I could type that fast, but here, in no order, are a selection that I have recently read:
You’re Gonna Have to Serve Somebody (Malcolm/Jamie) - by wishwellingtons - Chapter 5 has my favourite smutty bits.
That Sweet Enemy (Everyone/Everyone) - by krikkiter68 - Everyone has kinky sex in this one
Tension (Malcolm/Sam) - by Fantababy - Nothing like a bit of office sex :)
Saturday Morning Shuffle (Malcolm/Sam) - by TravelDustedShoes - More fluffy than smutty but a great one-shot
Malcolm likes to watch (Malcolm/Unidentified Female) by anon. In fact the whole of that kinkmeme is worth a read and yes I wrote a few anon pieces there although this wasn’t one of mine.
The world needs more Peter Capaldi adoration! This is just my way of doing it (and please goddess never let him read these and get offended…)
Well, we have a rather indifferent Malcolm and a very casual sexual encounter. Short ficlet, smutty as ever. Enjoy :)
Never in the office. That was the first rule. Malcolm had destroyed the careers of far too many governmental wonks for fucking about in the halls of Westminster to ever do it himself.
Never when drunk was the second. Malcolm was absolutely revolted by the smell of alcohol on anybody’s breath, rumour had it that was why Jamie MacDonald eventually upped and left – staying sober so Malcolm would consent to being in the same room as him was too much for the son of Motherwell to deal with.
Never without a message from him was the last. He was the Director of Communications, he knew when it was safe to have an office junior visit him without having the press sniffing round his door. Carrying a load of documents was a safe cover most of the time.
I saw one once that had Fat Pat filling that role :)
I like this idea. It fits well with my writing style (short :p)
Edit: No, I didn’t write the Fat Pat one. I will write a kinky little short for this idea.